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the first guy sucks
To be fair, I think this works in the game's favor. It's literally a game that can be played in any way.
And they’re all correct
Remastderd?
Like I mean it does kind of fit Minecraft has multiple different playing styles there isn't one thing that you're supposed to do perfect for people like me autismo
You forgot the guy who comes up with great ideas, is too lazy to make more than 1of them, then completely forgets about all the stuff they've promised over the years.
MAFALDA PROFILE PIC 🗣🔥🔥🔥🧉🧉🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
Spell check, jeezums
And you forgot that none of them want to actually change the progression of the game or add meaningful content
This explanation actually seems pretty plausible
But i think they know that the others exist
But believe the others doing it wrong
Every now and then the marketing team shows off with the typical delusional ideas which get pawned off to the interns off those three who then actually try and work together sometimes successfully (aka their update is running) sometimes they fail (maybe because it was an impossible demand of the marketing team in the first place
why I now prefer vintage story gives you that survival and creativity feeling from my childhood
Microsoft: yeah, every decision any of you makes has to be vetted by us (except April Fools, we’ll actually give you guys some freedom for that).
This is the reason why Minecraft updates are so bare bones and delayed a lot of the time while modders are able to pack a lot more in.
Half of the team are moms who give their kids playsilks, and the other half are moms who give their kids megarangers
Theres a bigger population of players meta gaming to stabilize larger creation projects. Educational has more to do with exploring and the adventure skyrim part is for people playing with other players
Don't forget the guy whose super into coding and makes more redstone machines i don't fully understand
At some point the updates went from like , regular Minecraft as the old heads knew it to like, fairy bullshit Minecraft? I don’t hate it but as someone who played the game along time before Microsoft fully aborbed it the design team has gotten exponentially more schizo. Frogs and fireflies fit perfectly with old Minecraft philosophy but this weird eductional and high fantasy element being jammed in is so bizarre to me.
Solution to the fireflies and frogs problem: Make the frogs eat them anyway and give them a poison effect.
Im still disappointed they decided to add maces to minecraft i feel like we dont need more weapons thats what mods are for
I like the thought of each of going “X? I don’t remember adding X. Maybe I made it for Y and just forgot?”
MAFALDA SPOTTED
The best part is that all of them are correct
I mean in my personal opinion it's all been downhill since the caves cliffs update. Sure, the new stuff is cool and all but it just isn't fun to play.
Vault-tec before they started the boxes thing
I meam, this is what the player base is. You have to make the kids, redstoners, builders, survival players, hardcore players, superflat players, multiplayer players, etc. Happy, and these groups remain almost entirely segregated.
Minecraft is just "random bullshit go"
Feels so disorganised i especialky hate when they add super rare things in the game that most players will never interact with
When they made parrots die when you feed them cookies I’ve never had the courage to look at another parrot again. I used to stuff my old pet parrot full of cookies😭
I’m absolutely sure that this tumblr user has a “typos do not affect your ability to read my post, and if they do then your bloodline will die with you” kind of mentality
I’m glad that 1.17 (the caves and cliffs update) has finally been completed. I can’t wait to see what cool ideas they have for 1.18!
This just isn’t true
Technically Minecraft is an educational game….. At least one version is
Which makes it even more fun tbh 😉
Minecraft development team is under the largest tech company in the world with the biggest budget for making games and the most popular gaming console producer. And they still manage to only add 1 new mob or useless block every half a year.