Minecraft Physics Moment

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  6. Save some room in that boat for me 💀💀

    ANYWAY SCRIPT IDEAS.
    Socks: man i wish greg would stop making snowmen i don't know how he made so much its summer
    Greg: i made to muchhhhh
    Socks: sees to much snowmen
    WHAT DID YOU DOOOO

    Bjorn: SNIFFFFFFFFF AHHHHHH I LOVE CHILDREN
    Socks: bjorn what did i say about sniffing children?
    Bjorn: My favourite ukulele sound is A minor
    Socks: BJORN NO

    If you could pick up mobs:
    1: whistling down a village
    Sees baby villager
    Picks up and starts whistling again
    2: picks up parrot
    hehe my parrot now
    3: greg: hi socks how are you-
    Picks up greg and drops him off a cliff
    4: ok so i was just
    Sees two sheep and stacks them on to eachother
    Anyway so as I was saying

    If Minecraft had realistic physics:
    1. Ok so i built this house and just in case something goes wrong i could just hit one of these end crystals to eject for example if I just
    Hits crystal
    Ok i guess this is a one time thing.
    2. Ok so i rebuilt my house and im not gonna detonate it this time.
    Oh a llama im gonna hit it.
    Wait no don't hit me-
    Explodes crystal with spit
    NOOOO-
    3. Ok i am done with this place im gonna go to space to build a house
    Steps on obsidian and detonates minecarts under it with a fishing rod
    AHHHHHHHH-

    Most average overworld experience:
    Time to punch a tree
    Tree falling
    Wait.. something seems off.. AHHHH
    you know what i kinda want to build a house.
    Ok house done but its now night
    Creeper comes
    WAIT NO MY HOUSE NOOOO
    stupid creeper didn't want that house anyway.
    Oh a village time to kill the iron golem
    Towers up
    Wait a creeper again. No. No go away no, no
    Blows up tower
    NOOOOO
    you know what im done with the overworld.
    Builds portal next to revine
    Hmm im gonna decorate the portal a bit.
    Portal falls in revine
    Bro, i have no obsidian.

    Things to try in the next if Minecraft had physics short:

    1. Make a tnt cannon but make it launch obsidian instead of tnt and see if you can get on top of it and not fall off.
    2. Roll an obsidian ball down a hill into a glass wall and see if it breaks
    3. Put greg in a obsidian ball with a bunch of tnt minecarts under the ball, detonate them and see if he survives when he comes down.
    4. Eat porkchop
    5. launch obsidian straight up in the air, go under it and see if it kills you/damages you
    6. Do what you did with the obsidian skiming, but put a really thick wall in front and see how much layers it'll go through

    POV: you're unorganized
    Ok so i gotta get my lapis for my enchantment table… Wait which chest is it?
    Is it this one?
    Checks
    Nope, how about this one?
    Checks
    No not there either
    Hmmmm this might take a while…
    Searching through chests but Sped up
    I just want some lapis mannnnn
    Oh there's one more chest.
    Checks
    Oh lapis!
    Ok i only have enough xp for one enchantment.
    Enchants
    I got knockback…
    FFUUUU-

    If Minecraft had physics:
    1.Hmm i wonder what happens if I put a bunch if tnt minecarts below an obsidian platform.
    Does it
    AHHHHHHHHH!
    2.If i blast obsidian into an ocean itll skim like a rock..
    Does it
    Huh…
    3. Ok i need to bridge across this lava in the nether.
    Starts bridging
    Wait why is falling?
    WHY IS IT FALLING AHHHHHH!!!
    4. Hmm…
    Im gonna need to get past this water..
    I'll just put some obsidian next to some tnt and detonate. Cool. Now i gotta jump on.
    Blows up
    Socks singings hes a pirate from pirates of the Caribbean

    Trying to find buried treasure be like:
    Socks: ok so according to the map it should be right here.
    Starts digging
    Huh nothing. Ill just dig some more.
    Digging sped up
    Ok still nothing this is weird.
    Places TNT
    Nothing still.
    Placing TNT but sped up
    STILL NOTHING.
    More TNT
    BRO HOW IS THERE NO CHEST. that's it im done with this I don't even what it anymore.

    Minecraft players when the see a single spec of blue:
    Socks: hmmm… Yeah im jumping
    Jumps from build limit to bedrock
    Lands on lapis block

    Minecraft players when they see a village:

    Socks takes everything from chests, kills the iron golem and a bunch of villagers then places a bunch of tnt and explodes it

    Deep dark in a nutshell:
    Socks: Ok gotta be really quiet…
    Takes a step
    Shrieks
    Socks: what was that sound?
    Eh probably nothing
    Takes another step
    Shrieks again
    Socks: ok this is scary
    Takes another step
    Shrieks again
    Socks: you know what im just not gonna move anymore
    Warden spawns
    Socks: WHAT NOW
    Turns round with warden next to him
    Runs away with speedrun music

    Socks: ok, can you say flamingo?
    Parrot(maybe called dave): f, fff, f
    Socks: that's it your so close
    Parrot: f, f F*CK OFF
    Socks: saw that coming

    Socks: hi Kevin
    Little Kevin and Bjorns kevin: hi socks
    Socks: no not you, you
    Both: oh ok
    Socks: no i was talking to Kevin
    Both: Kevin he wants to talk to you
    Socks. No, not you Kevin, Kevin
    Bjorn: hey Kevin
    Both: hi bjorn
    Bjorn: no not you, you-

    Socks: yeah so i was thinking about making a new house and-
    Bjorn: SNIFFFF AHHHHHH do you wanna have a bad time
    Socks: was that an undertale reference.
    Bjorn: hello everyone my name is Markiplier and welcome back to-
    Socks: ok that's enough references outta you.

    Socks: ok i know we got off on the wrong foot earlier but i thi-
    Parrot (i think he should be called dave): f*ck off
    Socks: ok…

    Socks: bro who are you
    Sparker(enderman): hey bro wanna see my pearls.
    Socks: why do you have pears?
    Enderman: what no not pears, pearls
    Socks: SO DO YOU HAVE PEARS OR NOT
    Enderman: i don't have pearsssss

    Bjorn: SNIFFFF OOOHHHHH
    Socks: is your berry bush looking ass really sniffing snow?
    Bjorn: nah it's crac-

    Socks: Greg what's the matter
    Greg: I built more snowmennnnn
    Socks: WHY ARE THERE SO MUCH-

    Socks: what's big white with no brain
    Iron golem: YEETS
    Socks: IT WAS A SNOWMAN

    socks: can I get some mending?
    Librarian: no
    Socks: breaks floor and triggers tnt

    Blacksmith: NO IM NOT DOING THIS AGAIN GET OUT.
    Socks: or what *takes stuff and goes out the door
    Iron golem waiting*

    Socks: Knock knock!
    Greg: who's there?
    Socks: minecart
    Greg: minecart who?
    Socks: triggers TNT minecart

    Socks: ok, no more jokes
    Iron golem: YEETUS DELETUSED SOCK
    socks: WHAT DID I DO-

    Socks: these chickens are tasty
    Sniffer: SNIFFFFF OOOHHHH STANKY TO.
    Socks: BRO LEAVE ME ALONE

    wandering trader: grapes?
    Socks: ok that's it I'm calling them.
    Wandering trader: calling who
    Socks: turns around
    A bunch of iron golems

    Socks: kills cows
    Wow this is so much better than McDonald's
    Sniffer: SSSNNNIIIIIFFFF OHHHHHH IM LOVING IT.
    Socks: you do that again and I'll eat you aswell.
    Sniffer: I'd LOVE that
    Socks: WWWAAAAA-

    Blacksmith: I will hurt you if you go in my chest.
    Socks: breaks chest
    Blacksmith: WHAT NO NO NOOOOOO
    Socks: I didn't go in your chest

    Sniffer: SNIFFFFF OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAH EXTRA STANK
    Socks: why don't you sniff that minecart it's really stanky
    Sniffer: sniffs the minecart
    BLOWS UP

    Farmer: BRO STOP STEALING MY CROPS MAN!
    Socks(you): but they're better than takeout!
    Sniffer: SNIFFFFFFF OOOOHHHH your finger licking good.
    Socks: BRO SHUT U-

    Blacksmith: that's it I've had enough I'm telling the golem.
    Socks: ppfft, yeah, sure buddy
    Turns round
    Golem looking down at socks.

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