Endermen have been saying "Hello" and "What's up?" to the player for years, yet all you are allowed to do is hunt them for pearls. Can't hold hands, can't befriend, can't even hello back to them! So sad…
Me imagining the Devs listening to these requests: people riding spiders chucking baby turtles at trees and carrying a sheep under one arm while charming a enderman to be your boyfriend… the game will become so much more unhinged.
get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 at the end
THEY LET THE SKELETONS RIDE THE SPIDERS WHY CAN'T I??? 😭
Endermen have been saying "Hello" and "What's up?" to the player for years, yet all you are allowed to do is hunt them for pearls. Can't hold hands, can't befriend, can't even hello back to them! So sad…
Boat + piston + lightning rod
I really want to tame spiders
This generation is lost 💀
Me, looking at a minecraft villager :
Why wont you give me good trades?
Minecraft Villager : Hmmmmm
Me, burning them in lava :
Me imagining the Devs listening to these requests: people riding spiders chucking baby turtles at trees and carrying a sheep under one arm while charming a enderman to be your boyfriend… the game will become so much more unhinged.
What the freak is this, it's so cringe
Me: why can I not offer to bunk beds with you and have a roommate?
Villager: heh.
Me: you are a fascinating individual.
Such a shame every sheep on the first day gets massacred for beds
These got too true omg
how did they all spell the noises so right
they may wanna get mods
me: genocide
Ngl spiders are cute now, this is why I have 55 of them irl
I tell myself you cant ride spiders because you wuld be too heavy but deep down inside i know a pig wuld struggle just as hard
IRON GOLEMS
Adults: Video games make kids violent
Minecraft:
I find it funny what the ender transman said.
Me: you're so whimsical and goofy looking
Slime: Splorch
Me, Crying: Such a majestic creature
The enderman one made me think of Edgar